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Wednesday, 6 August 2025

The World Vs. HUM (Hindustani): Desi Replies That Hit Different!

 World: Sorry I can’t hear

Hum Hindustanis: Heinn?

 

World: No I can’t

Hum Hindustanis: Dekhtey hain!

 

World: Why can’t you do this?

Hum Hindustanis: Kyu tere haatho mein mehendi lagi hai?

 

World: We should ensure safety first

Hum Hindustanis: Jo hoga dekha jaayega

 

World: He got sick because of the weather

Hum Hindustanis: Lagta hai kisi ki nazar lag gayi hai

 

World: He is an event manager

Hum Hindustanis: Tent wala hai

 

World: I think we should investigate

Hum Hindustanis: Ye hass raha hai, issi ne kiya hoga

 

World: Food is very delicious

Hum Hindustanis: Bilkul hotel jaisa khana hai

 

World: I can’t afford it, it’s very costly

Hum Hindustanis: Hum thori der mein aatey hai, dukaan kitney bajey takk khuli rahegie

 

World: Excuse me!

Hum Hindustanis: Kyaaaa

 

World: Thank you so much!

Hum Hindustanis: Arrey koi nahi yaar

 

World: Its raining

Hum Hindustanis: Pakorey banatey hai…

 

World: That’s unbelievable

Hum Hindustanis: Arrey baap re baap

 

World: Are you serious?

Hum Hindustanis: Sachiie bol raha hai kya?

 

World: That’s expensive

Hum Hindustanis: Arrey loot rahey hai

 

World: Let’s hang out

Hum Hindustanis: Chai peeney chaltey hai

 

World: Happy birthday

Hum Hindustanis: Party kabb aur kaha hai?

 

World: Please calm down

Hum Hindustanis: Shaant gadadhaari bheem shaant

 

World: Everything is fine

Hum Hindustanis: Sabb changa hai janaab